Farewell Day Teacher Short Titles

 SHIKHA MAM ( ENGLISH ) 


 Strict, Perfectionist, Practical, Caring and an Excellent Preacher,
 She's Shikha Mam- Our Lovely English Teacher,
 Inspiring us Careless Science Students to not neglect her subject,
 So that our Board Mark Sheets get decked, and not wrecked.


NEHA MAM ( CHEMISTRY )


 Those are we in the acid,
 Thankyou Neha Mam, you've made our lives placid,
 Losing our negativity like the electrons,
 We are positively getting charged up like the Protons,
 Determined and Persevering with your work - You are amazing madam,
 Due to you, now there's Chemistry Breathing in our body- in each and every Atom.


PAWAN SIR ( ENGINEERING GRAPHICS  )


 You gotta multiply every dimension by 0.8 - in an Isometric View, 
 Keeping this line in our mind, the whole year the Diagrams we Drew,
 You are a Wonderful Teacher Pawan Sir - Amazing, Lenient and Friendly,
 A Mr. Perfectionist in your Effort, to explain Stuff Very Gently.


VIDUSHI MAM ( PHYSICS ) 

 Dedicated and Committed to her Profession To The Hilt,
 Loving and Caring like a Mother, with a Heart of Gilt,
 Wonderfully explaining Elasticity, Gauss's Theorem and the Concepts of Electricity,
 You are True to your Name - and have made Physics a Simple Game,
 With a Chalk in your hands, you're a Fantastic Performer,
 A Reformer - Thankyou Mam, in our lives you are a Transformer.


 NEENA MAM ( MATHEMATICS )


 2 one za 2 - About Integration we do not have any Clue,
 2 two za 4 - Though some fellows Signify your Subject as a Bore - But We love It!, It's Wonderful    To The Core,
 2 three za 6 - Gonna Flunk, Don't even know Matrix,
 2 four za 8 - Neena Mam, you know all of our Personal Secrets, you are Great,
 2 five za 10 - Friendly and Understanding, You're Beautiful like a Winter Wren. 
  

Where are you Guys??

The high school days were not so nice,

Days were filled with fears and cries,

I lost ma hope - and things went bad!,

I am glad you don't know this part lad,

The worst part was - I was Sad!,

Finding no strength to take a stand!,

I looked around and found no one,

The ship was wrecked and Friends Undone,

I wished for a guy to share my plight,

Clear the darkness and switch on the light,

And not selfish losers to see the scene in delight,

O help me God! Life is so short,

Bring on the rains..... That's my prayer!,

Drought of friends..... Won't you hear ?,

Then I had a dream one night,

Me back with ma lovely friends, Wow.. What a sight!,

Now I began to get frustrated,

And found ma life so underrated,

That hateful time arrived once again,

Friendship Day was such a pain!,

Most of ma 'friends' had gangs to hangout,

They had close buddies - To scream and shout!,

One stupid Facebook upload - Filled with comments and likes,

And joining their friends - For races on bikes!,

Jealousy or not - I don't know ' son',

All I know is that I miss those days of fun,

Oh dear God!... I need a good friend - Do tell me the price,

And not those, who cut the Friendship Tree in a Trice!

And finally a question pops up in my mind,

I ask my friends " Where are you guys??

Semi - Kolaveri Version 2.0 - Story!

          PS :        Try To Tune The KOLAVERI- Based Lyrics Yourself....
                                  & Try & Grab The Feel..  

                                                        
                                                        Yo guys-u, i am tell story, Soup story...


                                      One guy-u, went market-u, supermarket-u cum mall-u, 
                                         New Year time-u, huge crowd-u, mall full-u,, full-u!
                                      Went alone-u, Hardly friends-u, No Girlfriend-u,
                       Went there-u there-u, To just chill-u, relax mind-u, full of fear-u, exam fear-u,
                                               Caught a bus-u cum metro-u, reached on time-u,        
                                                Looked around-u, first visit-u, excellent place-u,
                             No pre plan-u,Time to explore-u, went around-u, had some food-u, 
                                            Wow Woww-u, Wow Woww-u, my jaw-u dropped-u,
                                 So many chicks-u, white skin-u, - lovely girl-u, hot & cute gal-u,
                                      Treat to eyes-u, now roamed around-u, so many couples-u,
                                          Talking about-u, sit on the bench-u, hands la hands-u,
                                                           Made me sick-u, heart grew jealous-u,
                                                                            Brain frustrated-u!,
                                        Did see some singles as well-u, finally got some comfort-u,
                                           God I am dying now-u, to approach even a single how-u?,
                                              Got no looks-u, got no bucks-u, Confidence-u sucks-u,
                                 Picked my phone-u, mobile phone-u, & dialled my helping bro-u,                                                          Phone got cut-u, Cellil-u no balance-u,
                               Sent a message-u: Help me dude-u, you're a stud-u, superstud-u,
                                             So many fish-u, in the sea-u, give me some tips-u,
                              Bro replied-u, i am with-u, my own girlfriends-u, Sorry- can't help-u,
                                  Sent some vulgars-u, What the fuck-u ?? now what to do boy-u?,
                                      Grabbed some guts-u, asked a girl-u, way to Pizza Point-u,
                                        First question easy, second tough-u, after the answer-u,
                                       A massive mystery: How to solve-u? To approach a girl-u,
                                       Heart-u gone crazy- Best Opportunity, what to do now-u?,
                              Roamed around-u, what a chick-u!, Saw the most beautiful of all-u,
                                      Kept a smile-u, on the face-u, But why should she notice-u?,
                                       Dozen of guys-u, of all-u age-u approach her every day-u,
                                       Kept staring-u, No- didn't ogle-u, but kept following her-u,
                                            Here and there-u, there and here-u, for some time-u,
                                               She noticed me finally how-u?, to warn me now-u!,
                                            Did I know the Delhi Police women safety number-u ?
                                        God-u I was afraid then-u, had my heart in the mouth-u,
                                             Grabbed my guts-u somehow-u, only I know how-u,
                                                        & Told a fake-u story for sympathy-u:
                                                 
                                           
                                   I lost my wallet and my way, That's why I am forced to astray,
                                       I am here at my granny's home, only till New Year's eve,        I was sitting at home, tired and getting bored, as here, weren't many friends, whom I could mould,
           But finally decided to make my trip a little memorable, so roamed around and got to this mall,
                  Now here I felt a little better, trying to beat the cold with my jacket and sweater,
                        But here again I was dying for company, and as yet, how's the symphony?,
                                             & Yup, I did admit of being charmed by her beauty,
       All this time she was listening very patiently, but I never knew when she would break loose suddenly,
                                         Now my explanation ended, and there she gave a smile!,
                                   As lovely and beautiful it was, like a setting sun seen from Nile,
                                        I was just confused, as to what her reaction was gonna be,              

                                                     Angry or satisfied?? - I prayed for the latter,
                                         Just hoping that her hand on my face doesn't splatter,
                            And there she replied - I feel sorry for you boy- You are fairly cute,
                                                   Don't be so afraid, & why are you so mute?,
                                               & I get a feeling that you need some company,                                 Don't worry at all, I would be loving to accompany,                                          Even I am here alone, so let's head to Coffee Day,                      & Dare not scribble about the money as I would be happy to pay,
                              Damn! I was shellshocked- and couldn't believe my ears,                    Proud of my first approach success, my heart shed joyous tears,
                                          Was being fake in these cases the best way out?,
                                                 Maybe not, as I was soon gonna find out,
                              What a lovely girl!- Helpful, sweet and caring, am I not right?
                                     Everything was great about her, except her eyesight,
                                      Cute?? Maybe she joked, or was it some affection?,
                                   God only knows if her eyes really had some defection,
                Ya whatever, so now I asked - Why not miss??.. But may I know your name?,
                                      Why not dude? I am Sameera. Hehe, in for a game?
                                       Why the hell did I blush??, I knew that was a joke,
                                         Encouraging me to not be shy, she gave a poke,
                           She asked me the same, and hey readers! - You know my name,                 & Ya, it took me sometime to make up my mind about that dialogue,        Just because I didn't wanna be teased by that name, that's it! That's the epilogue,
                                I told her that no guy likes the girl paying for him,
                               Stop blabbering and have some snacks, you're very slim,
                              & There came a spontaneous reply - You pay the next time!,                      I was gazing at her in wonder, as she was ordering some lime,          Come on guys, now I don't have the patience to think of many words that rhyme,
                                 We'll stay in touch, she said and ya, do add me on Facebook,
                              As we sat sipping some hot coffee, finding a seat in a little nook,
                                                       Next time? She's surely a dumbo!
                                          Beauty without brains - or shall I call a bimbo?,
                                          The experience was great, & an excellent date,
                                 But I decided to leave soon, as it was getting pretty late,
                             Grandma would be worrying, and it was time to head home,
           It was freezing outside, and little puppies had snuggled to their mommas, even they didn't roam,

By this time me and Sam got very friendly , and still a little hesitant, I asked for her number.

She gave it at will and I saved it in my Phone  .. lovely girl , we exchanged a hug & headed home, Was really happy about the day. and cute?? Yup, that flatter did go over my head. I was feeling the love, the romance in the air. Spending so much of good and private time with one of the hottest girls I had ever seen.  So I searched for my phone to listen to some romantic numbers..  But Hey!, where was my phone?     I frisked myself so bad, but couldn't find it, where was it man?? Did I drop it somewhere??   No, I would have surely known it then, With Sam?? Maybe........ lemme dial her,     But hey, her number was saved only in my phone... Damn!.. I went back to coffee day but Sam was not there. I knew that, as she told me she would be heading home.. The Coffee Day then was not very crowded... Thanks to the gold-like prices, it was mainly deserted... So, I went to the table where we chit chat,    Found no phone but got a shock of my life - there was left a note.. of fairly average size, below the cup of saucer. It was for me., and and it said- Hey Fool! How are you feeling now?... after losing your phone? It is with me you dumbfaced geek! I noticed your phone when you were explaining about your sick story to me... Don't you remember the received call that you got and you rejected it just to talk to me and continue your boring sick story? Nice handset.. Haha.. And about that story, .. any girl with some common sense would have the wits to guess that it was just made up... and fake.. so filmy man... try something new.. I really do have the obsession of taking away some good new handsets that i get to see .. I am really sorry about that.. hehe... you suck! and it was really, much easier to make a fool out of you than some other guys I cheated before.. by some able seduction... really, born beauties  have their own advantages.. and beauties with brains? great when they are good, but with me? Bad luck...  and ya, don't you try to complain to the police about any lost handset... you know how time consuming and shall i say, time waste, it is to visit police stations for such petty crimes? They're so busy with road accidents, murders, and frequent rapes that your mobile won't even come into the picture.... so please try to forget it! and... i know that your parents are rich enough to buy you another one... Don't even try to find me... total waste buddy!... or why not, you may try... but it's my challenge... you would never be successful... Have an intuition that you would be back and reading this.. and finally .. ummaaah!.... a Goodbye Kiss!!                      Hey wait wait wait!... you don't wanna know how i got your phone?? Haha.. don't you remember that hug? Even a fraction of a second is enough for me to dupe you.. and take it out from your back pocket... and you were so busy daydreaming about that heavenly moment.. (Yuck! I was just wishing it to be over soon after my mission was accomplished) that you didn't even notice!.. and nor have more than 30 other morons duped by me...who would ever like to hug you?? Go home, wipe your tears with a towel and go to bed hugging a teddy bear.... Got it? Bye.. and never see you again..
       Yours lovingly,
    Miss. S ( Sameera was fake.... lol )
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Damn... that was so hurting man! more or so shocked... took some time to recover from the shock.... how can such girls from good families be such petty criminals? I hate to call this as a petty crime, just because you cannot treat a cosmetic shoplifting and a mobile pickpocketting in the same category...                   She was pretty intelligent, not a bimbo at all! She knew that I would be back and the Coffee Day was deserted... So, lesser risk of getting caught in the crowd.. and what crowd? our chemistry was so great as we had known each other for ages... nice plan girl!                            And finally she shared the better side of the deal... spending 250/- bucks and earning close to 8000/- bucks mobile... in great condition..    Whatever, however hard i still try, i cannot hate her.. don't know why...and even though all that stuff that happened between us was fake, it was still awesome.. heavenly!.. some experiences that guys like me die for.... it was a heartbreak in the end!... but still, fake care before heartbreak is sometimes  more healing and beautiful than no care at all..          The only thing that makes me feel bad is that note... Only 4 words come into my mind after that - Why This Kolaveri Di ??     

                                                                     
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     YOURS,
SHOE STEPPER